What is the worst scripted movie you have ever seen?

I put the word SCRIPTED in there to make my question more specific. What in your opinion – do the characters have just the worst dialog or screenplay. Some of them can actually be popular movies.

I was just watching one the other night "Tango & Cash" with Stallone and Kurt Russell. It was fairly popular in th 80s. It was a pretty decent comedy/action film with a pretty simple plot, but the screenplay was just awful.

Aside the one punch Stallone makes about Rambo, the number of liners is countless.

What are some movies you can think of with terrible screenplays?

I can think of a couple more off the top of my head. Any movie buffs out there have any bad lines that make no sense, poor taste or just don’t carry a message?

Lemme know!
Another example I just thought of was a John Carpenter flick from the 80s called "They LIve". Oh the humanity…

There was dialog and a fight scene where Roddy Piper wrestled with Keith David for like 10 mins just to convince him to try on a pair of sunglasses…

"Put em on!"

"No!"

-smash, smash, grunt -

The movie was actually pretty entertaining, but man – I could have rewritten a screenplay to do this justice.

Epic Movie – horrible
Kazaam – worse than horrible

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12 Responses to What is the worst scripted movie you have ever seen?

  1. heri623 says:

    Fast and the furious. Vin Diesel’s line"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" has got to be one of the dumbest lines in movie history
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  2. drb604 says:

    harry Potter all the movies
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  3. Jordan T says:

    A Day Without a Mexican
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  4. petey00petey says:

    DINGUS NCGEE—SINETRA–LEFT THE THEATER AFTER 20 MINS
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  5. thejen75 says:

    Epic Movie – horrible
    Kazaam – worse than horrible
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  6. kit walker says:

    Ashamed as I am to admit this..but probably "Plan 9 From Outer Space"..I am a big fan of Ed Wood’s efforts..but I cannae hold me tongue any further…he’s my mate and a genius..but you gotta see it for yourself…follow it with "Ed Wood" starring Johnny Depp and The great Martin Landau..my heart is breaking I tells ya..
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  7. mplsundin says:

    I know Arnold Schwarzenegger movies have never been thinkers or complex, but the movie Collateral Damage I thought was especially bad. I went to it with a friend and we were literally laughing at how bad it was.
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  8. mrsmurray says:

    freddy vs. jason and I am a big horror movie fan
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  9. texasnascarcowgirl says:

    Transformers! The dialoge was terrible, bit parts that were supposed to be funny, more about humans then the Transformers.
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  10. Bob Mc says:

    Poorly scripted movies, in no particular order:

    Titanic
    Days of Thunder
    Dead Ringers
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    Mary Reilly
    Magnolia
    Ishtar
    The Avengers
    Orca
    Pearl Harbor

    just a few…
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  11. pipette says:

    The worst scripted for me was Flowers in the Attic. They did’nt follow the books at all. I know I could have done a better job than they did.
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  12. rupert p says:

    Scary Movie, American Pie, and all the gay comedies of the late 1990s and the 2000s.
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